Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
So God said He would make Adam a companion, called a woman.
He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you.
When you discover clothing, she will wash for you."
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you.
She will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you often!
She will bear your children.
She will never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
Of course the rest is history......................
Send to all the woman who needs a good laugh and the men you think can handle it.