Those Grand Old
Burma Shave
Road Signs

Trains don't wander
All over the map
'Cause nobody sits
In the engineer's lap
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She kissed the hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
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Brother speeder
Let's rehearse
All together
Good morning, nurse
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Don't lose your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not amusing
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Cautious rider
To her reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And more steer
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Speed was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot
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The midnight ride
Of Paul for beer
Led to a warmer
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Around the curve
Lickety split.
Beautiful car
Wasn't it?
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No matter the price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In the car is you
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A guy who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
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At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's hard to play
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Both hands on the wheel
Eyes on the road
That's the skillful
Driver's code
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The one who drives
When he's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
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Car in ditch
Driver in tree
The moon was full
And so was he.
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Passing school zone
Take it slow
Let our little
Shavers grow
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Don't stick your elbow
Out so far
It may go home
In another car.
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Do these bring back memories?
If not, you're merely a child.
If they do - then you're
old as dirt...